#TBT: Baby Donk’s Birthday

Tomorrow is my 23rd birthday! I’ve been feeling nostalgic about this year since it was exactly a decade ago that I was Bat-Mitzvahed (#jewstatus). To commemorate this special day I’d like to share a diary entry from my birthday 10 years ago. It’s a doozy!


Dear Diary,

Last nite I had ppl ova (including Ricky). It was SOO much fun! For once we didn’t just sit and watch a movie, we relee hung out. Me and Ricky started making out and we stopped and all da guyz were staring @ us! They all stood in line looking lolz. Christina bought me a thong for my b-day! It’s soo cute. It’s blue and it sayz HOT. 1st thong yay! lolz. Todayz my bday. Ricky bout me earringz. He left the price tag on and it sed they were $100 and WERE 1/5 DIAMONDS! I wuz lyk o shyt! lolz. Me and Ricky have bein goin out 1 month and 2 dayz. I’m falling in love with him 🙂 Gotta go

*Shari n Ricky* 

It’s My Birthday And I’ll Pin If I Want To!

That’s right folks… it is my birthday! I happen to love birthdays (not just my own) and pretty much any reason to celebrate! Considering my obsession with Pinterest and the fact that Pinterest allows you to pin for the party you’ll never have (and can never afford) I decided to describe my dream birthday party in pins for all of you. Maybe you can use some of these party ideas IRL.

You are cordially invited to my awesome birthday party… Harry Potter style!


Every good party should have good party games. In my opinion, Battle Shots is wildly appropriate.


Babies of the 80’s should have treats that reflect that. My guests can enjoy 80’s themed cupcakes.


At my fictional birthday party, it is warm in mid-March! And that is why we will be playing lawn twister.


No party is complete without a gorgeous Disney-inspired cake!


Thanks for attending my Pinterest-inspired, utterly disjointed, fictional birthday bash!


That was fun! What would you have at your dream party? Let me know!

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