6 Reasons I Left Tinder

The very popular dating app which acts as a “hot or not” tool has completely failed me. I am waving my white flag and giving up. Here’s why:

1. The Naked Guy.

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What the fuck dude. I was not expecting your ass in my face,

2. The Mis-labeled Guy.

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Seeing as I put “Girl seeking Guys” something here isn’t right… Peggy must be wondering why she isn’t getting any matches.

3. The Married Guy.

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Even if you are divorced… this is not the picture you use to WOO me. 

4. The Underaged Boy.

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I don’t care what age you listed. You are 12.

5. The Mystery Guy.

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Which one are you?

6. The Creepy Guy.

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Annnnd I have nightmares.

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